bagpipe

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

by RaulDuke April 11, 2003

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004

Bagpiping

Verb;
The act of playing the scottich instrument called a bagpipe

Tour guide:"What you see here, is a man dressed in the scottish national suit, bagpiping."

by BagPipeLover69 October 1, 2016

bagpipe

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.

While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.

by big b 123 November 15, 2005

Bagpiping

A specialist kind of blowjob where the woman blows the tip whilst squeezing the sack of her lover which in turn causes the man to moan with pleasure and wail in pain

"He forced me to go balls deep so I started Bagpiping him"

by Cairy Hunt May 20, 2013

Bagpiping

A sexual act in which the woman holds the man upside down. The man wraps himself under the woman's arm and the woman proceeds to felate the man, playing him like bagpipes.

"Oh shit did you hear John did some bagpiping with some scottish chick?"

by Cindres November 12, 2009

Bagpiped

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

by Stpaul83 April 22, 2018