bagpipe

by RaulDuke April 11, 2003
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bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.
Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.
by Ollie the Dog January 02, 2004
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Bagpiping

Verb;
The act of playing the scottich instrument called a bagpipe
Tour guide:"What you see here, is a man dressed in the scottish national suit, bagpiping."
by BagPipeLover69 September 28, 2016
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Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.
While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.
by big b 123 October 31, 2005
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Bagpiping

A specialist kind of blowjob where the woman blows the tip whilst squeezing the sack of her lover which in turn causes the man to moan with pleasure and wail in pain
"He forced me to go balls deep so I started Bagpiping him"
by Cairy Hunt May 20, 2013
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Bagpiping

A sexual act in which the woman holds the man upside down. The man wraps himself under the woman's arm and the woman proceeds to felate the man, playing him like bagpipes.
"Oh shit did you hear John did some bagpiping with some scottish chick?"
by Cindres November 12, 2009
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Bagpipe

With the woman in the doggy style position, her partner licks her anus. The partner then fingers the woman’s vagina with one hand and spreads her butt cheeks with the other. Creating the motions of playing a bagpipe.
I can’t wait to get bagpiped tonight.

He couldn’t wait to bagpipe his wife after work.
by Beaniebudie August 21, 2019
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