dirty bagpipes

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006

Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

by Raiken June 16, 2010

Mexican bagpipes

The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.

I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window

by C-goat October 2, 2010

hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 2, 2004

Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009

complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003