Backsnapper

An expression used when one encounters physical or mental pain.

When Geno was pushing the heavy furniture up the stairs, his back was slouched down and could hardly breathe; It seemed like a "backsnapper."

"OH FUAK! He's getting backsnapped!"

by 'tomis' May 24, 2012

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

Backseat Gaming

watching someone play a game, remarking on every move (positive or negative). (happens when multiple people share a computer)

boy 1 - boy 2 stop backseat gaming
boy 2 - u play like shit...im helping
boy 1 - cool.

by dj seagall April 21, 2006

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

Corporate Backscratching

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

by icwish June 17, 2009