Italian Backscratcher

When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.

Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.

by sybercruzn November 26, 2011

drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

Baconate

To add bacon to a food to either enhance flavor, or add flavor.
Though baconating various foods may enhance flavor, it is still unhealthy.
Who wants to live to be 88 though, seriously?

To "baconate" a salad, would be to add bacon bits, or simply add strips of bacon.

Homer Simpson, in an episode of the The Simpsons, baconated just about everything he ate, such as wrapping his breakfast sausage in bacon, which is a true example of baconating.

by Gman of the Q April 17, 2009

Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

by bc0r August 22, 2014

Backscratcher

The only thing you can use against you itch

“Omg is he using a backscratcher, even I can’t afford that”

by Furrynoob_backscratxher November 16, 2019

baconcaden

ceo of OMG, normally found in his natural habitat raging in roblox rbreach
he once bought a pig and named it caden, cooked bacon with it and ate baconcaden!

“OMG! I GOT KILLED BY BLOODY NEUTRAL KILLERS! 😡😡😡😡”

i saw a baconcaden, he’s screaming omg!

by richmuk May 15, 2021

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019