sloppy backwash

frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.

I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!

by Not kinky November 3, 2007

study backlash

That headache you get after the exam when you suddenly stop cramming and your brain just melts to mush.

I had study backlash after cramming at the last minute for my sex ed test.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.

by morbidgolem November 7, 2007

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Vaginal Backwash

A beverage made by an Australian company in in the early 30s, has the abbreviation VB or in full Vaginal Backwash.

Jimmy - Last night we did some fucking sick skids in the trusty old v6 Au Falcon, then we got hammered at the local.

Jimbo - Sweet as man, you look super hammered, what were you drinking ya coon.

Jimmy - Some crisp cold Vaginal Backwash with lemonade.

Jimbo - You little bitch, thats a shandy. You should be drinking straight VBs pussy. You must really drive a holden commo shitbox

by Ray Grimon February 26, 2019

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011

Bucklash

Coffee that spurt out of the mouth hole of a Starbucks cup as you are walking down the street.

Oh crap, said Pat, I just had this shirt dry cleaned and I got hit by the bucklash!

by Bug2266 November 3, 2007