back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching

me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

Backporch Lemonade

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one's ass. Drink is then strained over rocks into a highball glass with a twist of lemon! For added effect drink my be ordered "with amnesia". This is adding a doubleshot of Absinthe.

Man, I'm parched. I need a glass of backporch lemonade "with amnesia".

by Big "D" and Eddy Current July 14, 2011

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

backporch monkey

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.

the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee

by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011