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A 9 year old that uses him for the scar from fortnite that will most likely say he will sleep with your mother after getting headshot 3 times just to body shot u
by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020
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backboarding

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
by Dr. Brown Wrist June 7, 2009
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Blackbeard

blak beerd (n) one who rips a nearly done bowl until ash gets pulled into his/her mouth resulting in a black, ashy tongue. Additionally, this ash can be scrapped off and placed around the chin area; thus creating a literal black beard. (From the Latin Blackus Beardious.)
Wow, ease up on that bowl, Blackbeard.
by Laz + Juices January 6, 2008
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Backboard

The part of the basketball hoop that the ball hit before the hoop
by Rollerskatingqueen July 19, 2016
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Over The Backboard

When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
by heyhobobbyjoe July 19, 2010
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boston backboard

while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.
by allen bak February 22, 2008
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