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Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!
WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!
by Loren P September 20, 2013
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Bobbittize

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011
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bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018
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blobbily

(adj)A blob shaped substance that wobbles
"Look at that blob of jelly wobbling."
"Yeah it's so blobbily."

"My teacher made some weird blobbily stuff in chemistry yesterday."
by Happy Robin Inc. April 18, 2009
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bobbelur pass

if you like this definition you get a free bobbelur pass, what a bobbelur pass does is ake it so you cant get bobbelurt.
person 1: SHIT I JUST GOT BOBBELURT!!!
person 2: wait, you dont have a bobbelur pass?
person 1: what the fuck is that?
person 2 : it makes it so you cant get bobbelurt!
person 1: how do i get one?!
person 2: like this definition to get one *shows this definition*
person 1: *likes definition*
person 1 and 2: lets goo!!! bobbelur momeeeeeeent!
by bobbelur February 9, 2021
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friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with
He want to friendly bob since his boys not around
by Ferd December 11, 2003
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Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)
Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!
by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009
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