Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.

Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

butter fingers

Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.

Great. You dropped the vase. Nice going, butter fingers.

by Rokon June 26, 2006

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

bitterfinger

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

butterfingering

when someone accidentally sticks a finger in their partner's butthole in the heat of the moment.

Did you hear about Lydia? Yeah, Paul's digits slipped and he gave her a good butterfingering.

by jessas December 24, 2012

Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.

Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...

by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009