Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015

Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.

Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.

by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

buttcrack buddies

Men who wear their swim trunks so low that you can see the crack of their ass. They travel in packs, and common activities include surfing, trying to get laid, and smoking pot. Indigenous to Manuel Antonio Beach in Costa Rica.

Crikey! We have just spotted the native buttcrack buddies of Costa Rica! Look at those magnificent ass cracks!

by Tica July 27, 2006