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snuff burden

An unfortunate inability to return home after a night out without a munter in tow. One who bears the snuff burden is liable to copulate with the ugliest, fattest, most vile women under the dillusion that they are mildly attractive.
Did you see that bird he got off with last night? He was definitely under the snuff burden.
by Andrew Peacock January 28, 2007
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Douche buds

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.
by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018
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Two birds on a wire

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021
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dirty buds

The lackluster headphones included with all Apple devices before the stopped including them.
Ah mate i forgot my headphones can i borrow a pair of dirty buds?
by Mr.Shoe November 18, 2020
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Feed The Birds

Feed The Birds are a UK based anti prohibition activist group. They believe that by spreading hemp seeds in public places, any seeds that don't get eaten by the birds will grow into a plant capable of making a mockery of the unjust, hypocritical and absurd UK drug laws.
Feed The Birds hemp seed and they will love you forever.
by Elski M February 12, 2015
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Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute
Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!
by 9457read July 3, 2011
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