neutral buoy

A statement or action that cannot be clearly defined as a flirtatious gesture or a friendly act.

I really like her, but she keeps on throwing me neutral buoys. I can't decide if she likes me the same way.

by Rob Driscoll May 22, 2008

Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

by Head Kelly January 8, 2014

the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current situation.

The green buoy society will not take it anymore.

by bbdkzk November 9, 2020

Cock Buoy

When a man is floating in water without any sort of shorts or trunks on and his cock foats vertical in the water, breaking the surface of the water, like a buoy in the ocean.

Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.

by Foster Green May 9, 2011

Bad Buoy

This is accomplished when you and a friend are in some form of pool of water and one friend does a handstand that keeps his lower waist above water. He then walks with his hands over to you and pushes every bit of gas out of his anus next to your face.

While Sam and I were swimming the other day, I snuck up on Sam and dropped a very Bad Buoy right in his ear! Sam now has a remarkably bad ear infection!

by Icepick_Trotter January 27, 2017

Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007

the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current cirCUMstances.

The green buoy society will not take it anymore.

by bbdkzk November 9, 2020