Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!

I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!

by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020

Bowers

the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.

after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

bowers

Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.

The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.

by C.C.J. August 24, 2007

bower

A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.

"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."

by monkey hate November 29, 2004

Bower

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.

by Mike M. April 3, 2003

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008