Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.

"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."

by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021

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Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

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boris is the biggest twat in all of the uk

"whos the twatty prime minister?"
"boris Johnson"

by SSGSSNUGGET May 10, 2021

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A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx September 04, 2008

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Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 02, 2020

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