bong

Device used to smoke weed, the bong is prolly the best thing to use if u want to get really fucked up, depending on how it was made. Glass Bongs are the only bongs that deserve being called bongs, but other materials pass too.

Man the bowl aint cuttin it, im only buzzing i think its time we pull out the bong.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

bong

An ornament used to decorate the houses of young adults. Can also be used to burn incense.

Mum, "Oh that's a lovely ornamental piece, what is it?"
Son, "It's my bong, it really pipes up this drab place"

by BanterousNinja February 27, 2015

bong

a long cylindrical tube made of various material used to smoke marijuana (and other smokable plants)

Last night I took a toke off a 6 foot bong. It was righteous!

by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001

BONG

do you smoke a bong?
do I smoke a bong?
does that guy smoke a bong?
does she smoke a bong?
does that tranny smoke a bong?
does that fat black lesbian smoke a bong?
does that mentally retarded pigeon smoke a bong?
does that guy released from prison after serving his sentence of marijuana abuse smoke a bong?
many questions this has been a life lesson by sKuGlOoL.

BONG
Jordan: I made that pigeon smoke my weed.
Cameron: what happened?
Jordan: it died.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Bong

Type of waterpipe used for smoking. Smoking a bong allowed M.Phelps to win all of his gold medals.

M.Phelps - "Phew, glad i smoked a bong before that big race. I knew i wouldn't place first without it."

by Cash_adssmoke February 6, 2009

bong

unites all four elements. earth. wind. fire. water.

dude! i lit up tht bong last night and got completely baked!

by mctitties44 July 1, 2011

bong

a interesting melody that can entice the human mind to be more creative and think of interestingly complex items

"man this bong has made my mind come up with, like, crazy shit duude. How does garfield eat that much lasangna?"

by Cool_dude October 13, 2003