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boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014
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boats and hos

a song from the movie stepbrothers that kicks ass
boats and hos
boats and hos
gotta have me my boats and hos
by tobyDAMMIT February 13, 2009
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Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!
Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES
by seriousboutkoolaidforeal September 30, 2008
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Boats Docked

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.
1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"
by Scalzbro October 12, 2011
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Boats & [Hoes]

Obviously a boat full of hoes! included in the movie step brothers
Il do you in the bottom while your drinking sangrea, natchos and lemon heads on my dads boat, you wont sink becuase my dick can float! Boats & hoes
by XlukeX December 16, 2008
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boats full

Boats Full is when you have that annoying clingy girl or unwanted acquaintance that has friends of friends trying to get on your boat.
Tiffany- Jason, nice boat!! Is that a Donzi? Can Sarah and I get on with you?

Jason - Sorry Tiff, boats Full.
Tiffany - But it’s only you on the boat!
Jason- like I said Tiff, boats Full. You can see me at the sandbar.
by Barrington Boat Life May 30, 2018
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Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville
"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"
by white BOI haha March 22, 2009
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