blondes 

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.

Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*

blondes by BlondesRBimobs. January 3, 2010

Blondes 

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times

A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead

Blondes by The original vsco November 21, 2019

blondes 

most of the blondes are smart and handsome/pretty but most people think blondes are stupid just because its been a joke for so long but blondes are amazing they will be a good husband/wife and you will have a beutiful family but if they look like a hooker fuck that you dip the fuck out of there after maybe 1 or 2 maybe 10 suckies and fuckies they you hop yo ass out of therebut other than that ya dont not date a blonde because there a blonde but go up to them say a fuck ass pick up line and totally ruin it with them and beg and beg but if your alrady a blonde and you look this up your obviously insecure about yo blonde ass self but hey i love you just remember that i love you whether your a guy or a girl you probably have a round ass and some big tits and if your name is anything like conrad get yo big red pubed ass out of here

i think blondes are pretty ya there very pretty, pretty stupid

blondes by cattlerounder08git April 7, 2022

Blondes 

Blondes are not stupid blonde women and men have higher IQ than black,brown,red haired people so blondes are stupid is a myth Ohio state has a study on are blondes stupid

blondes are not stupid

Blondes by blondes are not stupid February 4, 2023

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Blondes Do It Better 

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)

Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

Blondes Do It Better by MemeFace July 11, 2020

Blondes do it better 

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

Blondes do it better by ash04 May 27, 2018