blagojevich

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.

The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

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Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!

by my name is Cos February 2, 2009

Blamoan

Mixed race of black and somoan individuals

His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.

by fase March 26, 2019

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.

"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."

by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011

Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!

senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama

by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009

blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

Bamooting

Verb/adj: feeling you get when you are dying of laughter or the feeling of being shook

"Hey! Have you seen this comedy? Im bamooting at it"

by Lmaoayyyalien May 13, 2017