Birkenstocks 

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.

Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"

Birkenstocks by Tracy M August 30, 2005

birkenstocks 

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

birkenstocks by 👤 May 19, 2015

Birkenstocks 

Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.

OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.

Birkenstocks by Gubby 2.0 July 2, 2018

Birkenstocks 

The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.

Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?

Birkenstocks by Bionodroid September 18, 2020

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks (birks) 

berk - in - stoks

A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.

* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.

** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"

Birkenstocks (birks) by mme bovary August 28, 2006

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010