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Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
by plasticmild September 17, 2019
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bidoof day

July 1st. A day for celebrating Bidoof and all he does for us. On this day we forget about our woes and give it to our savior Bidoof.
I was thinking of praying to my false idols, as it is a Sunday, but then I remembered it is Bidoof Day.
by Dabrunkeus July 1, 2021
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Bidoof's Law

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.
The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!
by b-ba September 21, 2019
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Bidoof'd

When you are hunting specific shiny pokemon but instead you get Bidoof
Friend: " I was hunting shiny teddiursa but i got shiny bidoof"
Me: " Man you just got bidoof'd"
by FD99 August 12, 2018
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Bidoof Slaughter

The holy act of cleansing the Pokémon World of the Pokémon Bidoof so that the true god, Youngster Joey's Rattata, can reign supreme.
I am very excited about the Bidoof Slaughter this week!
by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018
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Bidoof's Law Ditto

Also known as "Bidoof's ditto"
When a virtue signaler tries to win arguments against others by shaming them them for being sexually open with his followers about their favorite porn, hentai or cartoon porn material, but in reality he is actually more of a porn addict or have even more obscure/dark fetishes than the person being criticized, very often through a side account or a burner account.
The origin of this definition is the fact the original Bidoof's law post user was caught with a secondary account sharing a bunch of scatological porn, something on the highest positions of dark fetishes.
Guy 1: "Of course the guy defending that opinion would have it's Timeline full of hentai teens! Coomer! Bidoof's Law strikes again lmao"
Guy 2: "Bro, you are criticizing healthy adults discussing porn, but you have a side account in you bio, following a bunch of scat and diaper porn artists. You are just a Bidoof's Law Ditto"
by Kev-Ab August 23, 2022
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King Bidoof

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.
Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.
by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013
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