beardtan

Bangtan boys, with beards.

Jin: What do you call bangtan with beards?

Yoongi: No... Don't do this!

...
Jin:BEARDTAN *WINDSCREEN LAUGH*

by daddyjiminslut May 21, 2018

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

bearsharkocalypse

The inevitable war between bears and sharks that will bring upon the apocolypse.

As is said in the great Bear/ Shark truce. One to the land, one to the sea, lest the world be engulfed in a never ending Bearsharkocalypse.

by the chairman of wow April 7, 2010

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

[barstalking]

bar hopping in order to casually end up in the place where you plan on finding the guy/girl you've been trying to find all night- as inconspicuously as possible.

"man, he's being so sketch. let's go barstalking to see what he's up to and who he's with."

by stellar3456 January 30, 2009

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007