bilfie

A picture of one's own butt, especially taken as a selfie, while lying on one's stomach, from an over-the-shoulder angle. May also be a shot taken of the mirror reflection of one's butt.

Texting:
Him - Baby, I want to see you. Send me a bilfie.

by Fereshta Shirin January 26, 2018

BILF

A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.

1.

A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!

2.

A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.

by GayFoyc August 21, 2016

bilf

Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

by just another cracka July 9, 2003

Bailf

Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.

That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.

by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008

BMILF

Brides maid i'd like to fuck

Pippa Middleton is a BMILF

by milo1987 May 21, 2011

bilf

"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

by squishy-tishy January 17, 2011

BILF

Baby I'd like to Fuck

Made famous by Stewie Griffin on Family Guy

Oh BILF, check out that BILF

by FG Fan January 17, 2011