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Bast Freon 

When you’re the bests friends with strange people that make up weird names for each other.
Bast Freon by Escama July 2, 2018
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Bastard bastian baste BAST basted basting bastardtry Bastardo basterd basti

bast frand 

Two friends who are really close, like best friends, but even better.
Alexis: Your my bastfrand gurl!
Liv: OML YOUR MY BAST FRAND TOO GURLLLL
bast frand by @LivvIsErnst April 17, 2017

Bast-tard 

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

Bast's Ass

The T H I C C E S T booty known to Entrion.
I WANNA SLAM DUNK THE HELL OUT OF BAST'S ASS.
kyle you Bast-fuck quit messin around
Bast-fuck by assd February 19, 2008

Bast Mountie 

A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.
Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro
Bast Mountie by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011