Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

backwater

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

by Tengu March 22, 2009

movie-burger-backseat

Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.

"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"

by DD28779 July 6, 2009

Backseat Gaming

when a weird kid is watching you play a game and critiques your every move.
Ex.
boy 1: *plays call of duty*
boy 2: you freaking suck. how did you not see the guy to the left? oh my gosh you you are so bad
boy 1: sick, thanks for the tips

yo get the crap out of my room, I am trying to game , stop backseat gaming and leave me alone.

by brewys June 7, 2016

backseat driver

1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice

Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.

by Light Joker December 15, 2005

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles August 3, 2012