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awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.
Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol
by yomamaisfatt February 5, 2007
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An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010
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awkward silence

When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.
There was an awkward silence when Mitt shit himself and it smelt like a cat defecated on tuna.
by theburningchicken November 2, 2013
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A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.
"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*
by chocolategrape March 3, 2008
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When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.
My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.
by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006
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An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
by J Kelso December 14, 2006
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by Krkič August 21, 2019
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