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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.
by flieww February 11, 2018
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Alyona

Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All men drool after her, she is exotic and dominating and knows what she wants. She kisses like an angel but sins like the devil.
Get yourself an alyona
by Lolledd September 14, 2019
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Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.
Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.
by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016
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Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell
by anonymous December 15, 2019
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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018
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Avon

"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"
by eruditeblob August 8, 2016
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aiyonna

ative American for "Forever Flowering", "Always Blooming"... a beautiful exotic name for an even more beautiful girl. A girl who is smart, sweet, beautiful, stubborn, athletic, and a true friend. Always has a smile on her face and will be a best friend to anyone she meets. Charming, witty, and compassionate... she loves animals, playing video games, scary movies, sports, and dancing... An Awesomeness of full potential and dreams. And Absolutely LOVES Adventure Time!
I wish every girl could be like an Aiyonna ... girls like that are a guys dream.... Adventure Time
by Xxxyonna October 15, 2014
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