Authorised Researcher

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.

I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.

by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021

Autoism

Autoism is a simplified term for a personal religion involving no one other than oneself, and considering onneself to be the only true god

Christian guy: "Hey I'm a Catholic, whats your religion?"
Narcissistic asshole: "I follow Autoism"
Christian guy: "Oh.. I've never heard of that"

by Whisko March 17, 2021

Authorisexual

having an obsession with an authoritarian that is so strong sexual preference becomes irrelevant and one feels an undying need to have sexual intercourse with said authoritarian

That maga cultist loves Trump so much he has become an authorisexual

by DanClarkComedy April 8, 2025