Autoqueef

The act of "sucking" in air through the vaginal opening and releasing it, making a queef.

Lisa has mastered the Autoqueef to much of her boyfriend's delight."

by NotAmy February 26, 2009

Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Autosexual

Being attracted to yourself. In a nutshell, narcissism.

"I'm autosexual. That means I'm attracted to myself."
'Well, that just sounds like narcissism with extra steps.'

by Mechallavia Bach July 17, 2017

Autosexual

Someone who has sexual attraction to modes of transportation. This can include: Automobiles, Bicycles and other stamina driven devices, and even Aircrafts such as Planes and Helicopters.

Jose: "John is a little too into cars, What do you think?"

Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."

by World Renowned Retard March 16, 2021

Autosexual

The hard on you get from looking at a hot car

I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?

by KitKittenKatKate June 3, 2018

Autosexual

Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.

Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.

"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."

by Pofigist December 13, 2004

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to or has sex with automobiles.

Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!

Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.

Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!

Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.

Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!

Buk: Fucking automofag...

by Cholo Domexicano April 26, 2014