autoerotic asphyxiation

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

by bettie February 2, 2004

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Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019

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autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 3, 2009

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AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

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autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect

Oh man yesterday I had an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

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When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.

Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.

by Beacock April 19, 2013

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Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015

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