authority

Ones ability to do somthing.

The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.

by Meekrok August 27, 2005

authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Author

The. Best. Job. Ever.
-One has no boss.
-One has no specific time to wake up.
-One can make up stories without being questioned.
-One can make millions.
-One can go on holidays as much as they please.
-One can work when they feel like it.
-One is not rushed.
-One can work at home.

Stephanie Mayer is not an author.
She. Is. A. Fool.

by LE POOPMASTER!!! February 25, 2012

author

we're not crazy. we're whimsical.

authors can go on amazing adventures using only a keyboard, a pencil and paper, and their imagination ;)

by anawesomeauthor May 2, 2012

authority

What people hate but don't realize they cant live without it because people are stupid.

Now that authority is gone who will tell what to do?

by RPtheFP June 3, 2005