Assery

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.

He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.

by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010

Half-asser

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

Ausar

Fucking amazing.

That goal was Ausar.

by Yfzibekdvhe April 1, 2015

Afser

A person who is either going to do AFS (an exchange to another country) or did AFS. Usually, really cool, open-minded, wonderful, bilingual people.
pronounced A-F-S-er

Afsers are my favorite people!!

by skylight April 23, 2005

aubergine

Brit term for what is call an Eggplant in the US. Also refers to the deep purple color associated with the commonly available type of eggplant.

by John Sheffield November 7, 2003

asere

Asere takes its name from the sacred Efik-language greeting of the Afro-Cuban Abakuá religion, meaning literally, "I salute you." Today, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.

¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

by DC April 17, 2006

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017