Bristolian slang word often used instead of 'Jesus Christ' or 'God damn.' Lord Akos himself was a local legend who rose from the streets to city fame through the power of music.
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Aukos • aukosa • autosexual • Akosua • Akosita • akostan • Aukse • autosage • autoschadenfreude • autoshit
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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Used to call moot a newfag, PRICELESS.
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Used to call moot a newfag, PRICELESS.
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moot: why the fuck do you people use the term "autosage"
anonymous: it's a term used at krautchan you newfag
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anonymous: it's a term used at krautchan you newfag
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by mootsanewfaglol April 4, 2010
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"Well, go fuck yourself!"
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
by Acrazia October 5, 2011
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jalopy donk banger
by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009
Get the autoshite mug.An amazing guy with the best humour. He is handsome AF but doesn’t believe it. Ákos has fabulous blonde-ish hair. HIs eyes are unique and one of the best parts of him. He could get any girl in the world but still goes for the simplest girl. He is crazy and weird but in the best way. He is Hungarian and likes to make sure you know it. Ákos is so smart he doesn’t realise his perfection.
If you ever get a chance with an Ákos TAKE IT and never let it go. You are very lucky person!
If you ever get a chance with an Ákos TAKE IT and never let it go. You are very lucky person!
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