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Agent 3

Some guy who saves your life from being blended
yo agent 3 im in a blender HELP
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Agent 47

A genetically-enhanced clone trained to assassinate targets, the agent's name is derived from the last two digits of his assigned bar-code which is tattooed on the back of his head, reading 640509-040147

The corporation that supply his 'targets' is called the ICA, which is an acronym for International Contract Agency. According to the storyline of the video-games and the film, he is of British descent and can speak French, English and Russian fluently. He is frequently depicted in his usual attire of an Italian black suit, black leather gloves, white striped dress shirt and red tie. 47 is an introverted character who almost always speaks in a calm, formal manner in his natural setting.

Agent 47 is an anti-hero. His profession makes him perform deeds that can be considered immoral by most standards.

While not quite superhuman, 47's physical capabilities are at the peak of human performance. He is resilient enough to shrug off numerous gunshot wounds and continue moving for long periods, and can survive falls from multi-story buildings without apparent injury. 47 is strong enough to shatter concrete, quick enough to dodge bullets at close range, and his stamina is such that he can sprint great distances without tiring. Thanks to his training and genetic augmentation, 47 is proficient with all types of firearms, and has nearly perfect accuracy.
Agent 47 is the best hitman ever engineered.
by FinalAgony October 10, 2009
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Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.
"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"
by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017
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No Agenda Show

The Best Podcast In The Universe, starring Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak, and the countless ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there who function as producers.
In The Morning every Thursday and Sunday, this comedic podcast serves to enlighten people resisting the brainwashing of the lamestream media in the categories of news, politics, technology, mac and cheese, and life in general. Unlike television and radio shows, this show is completely listener-supported so that Curry and Dvorak can function without the need to self-censor due to pressure from sponsors.
Our formula is this: we go out; we hit people in the mouth.
-No Agenda Show slogan
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by wasabiMP March 29, 2015
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agendavangelism

Spirited or hyperbolic messaging of a particular side of an argument or point of view with the intention of furthering your own position or program while claiming altruistic intention.
The senator's passionate rhetoric espousing vaping regulations to "save the children" was shown to be a case of agendavangelism when it was discovered his proposals benefitted his largest campaign contributors in Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.
by Uorazal Apap April 10, 2017
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Three-letter Agencies

Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.

Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.

ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence

USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
{Phone Rings}

Friend 1) Hey, how's it going

Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my

house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}

Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?

Friend 2 is never heard from again.
by JWSmythe June 4, 2009
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