Audie Murphy

THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!

So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass

Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting

Host: Audie Murphy

Chuck Norris:whos that?

Host: (Shows picture)

Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small

Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR

Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.

or this

Audie: Im gona need some artillary

Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?

Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)

by armysapper June 18, 2009

audience of one

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity

Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.

by Inoke Emptyshore March 20, 2014

Audemars Piguet

Very expensive Swiss watch, made with the world's thinnest calibers.

"Partner let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you
Switch your neck tie to purple labels"

"My bezzle courtesy of Audemars"

by msrevolution September 11, 2006

Audrey Hepburn

Flawless actress (born Audrey Kathleen Ruston in Belgium on May 4, 1929) with a low voice and known for her incredible grace, swan neck, and enviable figure. She was double-barreled by her father to the surname Hepburn. Her family starved throughout her childhood because of lack of money due to the war, and which she put it in her head that she didn't need food to get by. She taught ballet to local girls for extra money for food. This had a lasting effect on her body for the rest of her life, she vowed to herself to never exceed 103 pounds (except when she was pregnant). Being so slim caused her to have several miscarriages but ended up having two children. She was married twice. First to Mel Ferrer and then to Andrea Dotti. She passed away in Switzerland January of '93 due to a year long battle with colon cancer. She first starred in the 1951 Broadway play Gigi and is known for many movies such as Roman Holiday, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Charade, and My Fair Lady.

The lovely lady with huge doe eyes and perfect bone structure. Yep, That's Miss Audrey Hepburn.

by FemmmeFatale May 1, 2011

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Audrey

Audrey is the most beautiful, caring smart girl ever!!! She may seem shy and hard to get to know but once you give her a chance, all the boys are going for her. She has an amazing friend group of people who always make her laugh and you can usually find Audrey slap-happy!

Is that audrey? She is gorgeous!!

by Motomoto.thinks.u.r.cute June 3, 2019

Audrey

Audrey is the funniest person you will ever meet. When she makes a joke you will burst out laughing. Once you are Audrey's friend you will be her friend forever. She is a dog person and a cat person. She probably has 1 sibling or none. Audrey is the best person you will ever meet.

Audrey is so funny when she made a joke I almost peed my pants!

by Dogs are amazing October 29, 2018