athlete

A kick-ass British band, who are very underrated

Just go listen to their album; Vehicles and Animals

by Biddy December 13, 2004

athletic

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

by Yer Mom January 9, 2005

Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

athletic

just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball

for example.. michael dorrie athletic

by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009

Athletes Cock

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Athlete's Smut

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

Athlete's Pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014