asterix

Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.

Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.

by Laser Potato October 16, 2008

asterisk corrective

Chat-room operative used to corect a typo made in a previous post.

correct*

ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!

ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.

ChatroomTool123: correct*

by trollington December 6, 2010

astericize

To banish a sentence from the realm of correctness or grammaticality by putting an asterisk next to it in a linguistics paper.

Huddleston and Pullum astericize sentences like "The townspeople wanted to donate us a prime rib dinner."

by __alphabet__ April 14, 2023

asteriks

Incorrect pronounciation of the word 'asterisk'. Use of the word 'asteriks' is a result of the USA's substandard education system.

Jim: Hey Lou, what's that star thingy called that you get from pressing SHIFT + 8?

Lou: an asteriks

Jim: Aha! I knew you were a dumbass.

by Stupid Lou September 30, 2006

Asterhs

A great dude with an enormous PP. Usually Greek and loves gyro, also enjoys going outside and fucking bitches with stelios.

Dude: Asterhs is coming with us tonight!
Stelios: Damn, I love that guy, he has an enormous dick.

by DefinitelyNotLagyna February 14, 2022

asterisking

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

by mbp March 28, 2005

Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009