Asswipe

Asswipe=toilet paper but you can use it any time

Person 1: lad could u bring me some asswipe!
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe

by ‘_’ February 13, 2019

Asswipe

Someone one who does stupid stuff.

My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.

by Aprilbar January 20, 2010

Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.

Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.

by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021

Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 December 31, 2007

Asswipe

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 07, 2003

asswipes

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 02, 2019