Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

AssRammingHamsterFuck

1.To Give A Hamster Anal Sex

2.A Curse Word Made By Me

You AssramingHamsterFuck

Guy1:Youre A DickWeed

Guy2:well Your A AssRammingHamsterFuck

Guy1:What?

by Mac TheSac November 28, 2009

ass rammer

n. british for a homosexual; american for flamin faggot; one who enjoys bein reemed

v. (ass ramming) the action of getting reemed or reeming another

-by jove Cornelius, looked at those ass rammers attempting sexual intercourse on that park sitting bench. I do hope a bobby will put a stop to that.

-dude, look at those ass rammers goin at it on that bench

by Timothy FitzPatrick June 2, 2003

Arkansas ass rammer

When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.

Kalie and Wayne did the Arkansas ass rammer and that it was the best anal themed ever done.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

assrammingcockdonkey

Self explainitory you like to give donkeys anal sex with your penis

A great comeback that nobody knows YET

"Shut the fuck up you assrammingcockdonkey"

by WHITE POWER(Rangers) May 16, 2009

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 June 8, 2016