Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 20, 2015

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

Assplosion

The act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, massive blast of diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!

by BigDongWarLord October 16, 2008

assplosion

An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.

Joe: Why are you limping?
Bob: Damn, that was one hell of an assplosion!

by Jazmon June 8, 2007

assplosion

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.

The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

Assplosion

Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.

Usage of Def1 in a sentence:

I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

Usage of Def2 in a sentence:

My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.

by Will1492 June 29, 2009