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Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.
Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.
by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021
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asphalt hickey

A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 7, 2008
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asphalt gaming

One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.
Yo man we went asphalt gaming on their ass!
by too beast April 4, 2015
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asphalt

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.
by Mik203 September 18, 2006
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asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.
1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."
by SHP April 17, 2005
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assphantom

1. verb The process of invading someone's ass with angry ghosts.

2. noun Rectal poltergeists
* Elucidate eyes Viceroy.
* Viceroy assphantoms Elucidate
<DigitalCommunist> o_o
<Elucidate> I won't even ask what that means.
<HellGremlin> God, how dense can you be. It's the process of invading your ass with angry ghosts.
<Viceroy> Good call
<HellGremlin> Duhhhhhhh.
<HellGremlin> Nothing like a case of the rectumgeists to set someone straight.
by Raem September 28, 2006
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Asphalt Alligator

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.
On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.
by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004
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