Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

Assbag

A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!

He is being such an Assbag!

by melia433 June 12, 2008

assbags

Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.

Save Our Seeker you assbags!

by visionhale May 25, 2010

assrag

A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.

Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!

by zatr5000 November 5, 2005

Assleg

That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)

Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!

by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017

assbag

The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.

Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!

by Chris McK April 12, 2006