Social Alzheimer's 

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

Social Alzheimer's by crawldogg April 10, 2013

Alzheimer's finger 

When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.

"I tend to get Alzheimer's finger when I watch Iron Chef"

Alzheimer's finger by gregorator November 14, 2011

Alzheimer's Purchase 

An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!

Alzheimer's Purchase by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013

password alzheimer's 

inability to recall a password to an email address or message board account, most often the result of having too many accounts to keep up with.

I can't log onto the Browncoats' forum 'cause my password alzheimer's has set in again.

password alzheimer's by Brandee A. February 9, 2006

Corridor Alzheimer's 

When someone is walking in a corridor, specifically and what seems to be most commonly right in front of you; they stop all of a sudden, look around with a clueless expression, sometimes with a sigh or a confusing mumble of inaudible words, and then start walking the opposite direction as if they forgot where they were even going in the first place.

It's already congested enough in these corridors, never mind when there are people with Corridor Alzheimer's that always seem to be in my way!

Corridor Alzheimer's by Keydose March 18, 2015

White People Alzheimer's 

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

White People Alzheimer's by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

toilet alzheimer's 

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

toilet alzheimer's by Optimop December 9, 2016