assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

by obie October 20, 2003

assfuckation

the act of getting assfucked or in other words anal

Guy 1: hey! i had sex with a chick last night
Guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform assfuckation?

by whiteeggstastenice December 27, 2011

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006