asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

Vassertive

Assertive but perceived as aggressive because you have a vagina.

Man: "Ma'am, you're being very aggressive!"
Woman: No actually, I'm vassertive.
Man: What the hell is 'vassertive?'
Female: "It's assertive with a vagina."
Man runs away screaming because a woman used the word vagina.

by O_OK June 25, 2020

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

Alertive

A word Jerry says

You are alertive.

by JERRRRRRRRRRRRRY August 17, 2021

Assetize

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016