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assdick

Acronym standing for:
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs

ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.
Damn, that burglar almost stole my shit, good thing i used ASSDICK to stop him.
by baba ghonnorea January 12, 2021
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assdick

assdick is when you ride a girl with a small dic
i just assdick a girl las night
by idkme1 April 13, 2021
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Assdick

I did an assdick the other day and was so confused.
by User 69 420 November 16, 2021
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assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.
Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.
by dongjohnson May 12, 2015
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assdick shove

//esdik shav// when you shove an cock up someones ass in public
I LOVE ASSDICK SHOVE!!!

-Bruno Powroznik
by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021
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shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up
by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017
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Assdicting

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.
A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!
by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017
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