asschink

the definition of chink defines it as "a tiny hole or crack, usually in a wall", therefore, the word asschink is actually the equivalent of the word asshole, asshole=asschink.

P1: "Hey, i just got laid, by ur girlfriend!"
P2: "you f**kin asschink, get back here!"

by JMAN Bluebird November 6, 2006

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Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

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Asscain • asscandle • asschin • asspain • Asspained • assain • asscano • assCandler • Asscano eruption • asschink

1. Adj - having to do work that usually doesn't make sense and/or results from human incompetence
2. N - Person; usually higher ranking - who refuses cooperate with you or accept your answer when you know the subject matter better than they do; someone that insists on making your job harder

Used both ways:
"The petition was ready to be submitted, but Ms. Asspain insists on having her comments reviewed, even though she sent them to us after the deadline."
"So now we need all new signatures? That process took months, why are we going through this asspain?"

by Dj1s April 6, 2008

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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

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