assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

asshooker(V);asshooking(N)

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

by dnice April 21, 2003

ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

ass booger

A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"

Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."

by YurrStepDad April 8, 2020