Mexican Avalanche

To ejaculate in a woman's hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs.

"That chick took the Mexican Avalanche like a pro-skier." or "I Mexican Avalanched her twice and she still came back for more."

by Big Deezy February 21, 2003

snowflake avalanche

What happens when snowflakes are underestimated.

The Women's March was a snowflake avalanche.

by FactualObserver February 9, 2017

Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009

Alabama Avalanche

when you bust a nut on a girls face (preferably on her forehead) and the load runs down her face and body the way and avalanche comes down a mountain

Zeke busted an alabama avalanche on gertrude's face after they had just banged

by Hotdog Bunning July 7, 2005