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ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.
"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"
by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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Ass-tongue

The quality of unbelievably bad taste.

An expressive way to announce your own distaste for something you fail to see the appeal.

Attributed first use: Bird Casper Jones (prev. Steve Griffiths)
Green tea is ass-tongue!”
“You legit think Jabba is the sexiest Star Wars character?? Dude, you’ve got ass-tongue.”
by Spaceboy Birdy October 28, 2025
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Tony the Tiger ass

Someone who has made plans but fails to follow through with them.
Guy 1: "Yo dude Where you at? My birthday party is today."

Guy 2: "I can't come. I have other stuff to do."

Guy 1: "Dude we had this planned like 10 weeks ago!!"

Guy 2:"I know my fault man. Next time for sure."

Guy 1: "Tony the Tiger ass"

Guy 2: "Lol what?"

Guy 1; "You're always flaking on me. You're a Frosted Flaker!"
by Actual Disney July 3, 2019
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Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga

A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as

if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"

"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"

Mike:" Fuck you guys...
by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
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tony's ass

to describe anything that is even remotely disgusting
"ew that pile of crap is almost as disgusting as tony's ass"
by melissa April 20, 2005
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tonto an ass

To take a long rod and insert it deeply into the vagina while the guy takes a basball bat up the asshole..and wiggles his butt cheeks for maximum pleasure..then the girls screams furociously and the guy bust all over the midget clowns glasses..then kayla ruddy and jordan main come into the picture and spank the clown vilantly while kayla screams jolli joii jordan ahs a bigd ole dick
by billybangsme October 23, 2008
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