ass-hat

Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.

"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"

by Tanis Nikana December 27, 2008

Ass Hat

What I type in google to see if I have internet. Usually done if my wireless network takes a shit and I have to search something random to ensure I do not get a cached page.

Unplug the router, plug it back in, head to firefox and type in ass hat to make sure everything is back online.

by Sovvy January 16, 2009

Ass Hat

Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!

Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.

by Karillion December 8, 2007

ass hat

1.)practitioner of ass hattery

All paladins are ass hats

by Jesus Barron February 27, 2008

Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.

Look he has a new Ass-Hat.

by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019

Ass hat

An expression used for someone who is annoying or who you just plain dont like.

Piss off ass hat im not in the mood!

Did u see that. rapage. wtf thats gay you ass hat

by Samuel shuush July 12, 2008

Ass hat

A person who is a no good, rotten, waste of space and doesn't know it. They irritate and piss off everyone and anyone the come in contact with or just pass by. They think they are the smartest, best looking, gift of God to the world when in reality they are the exact opposite and repulse everyone and everything either by just walking in the room or opening their mouth.

Anyone who's appearance or IQ would be improved by wearing a toilet seat paper protector.

That guy's a complete ass hat!
That ass hat just: - ran into my car!

- did a U-turn in the middle of the street!

- just tried to buy me a drink!

by migraine45 August 13, 2014