tard ass

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

by mish February 11, 2005

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

soo its the same stand as star platinum

Its basically able to copy any ability

Jotaro Kujo said "soo its the same stand as star platinum" to beat DIO

by OliTheGuy September 24, 2020

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014

Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014